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50 Fucked Up Jokes You Should Never Tell Your Easily Offended Friends
"I did your mom!" Comebacks.
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
People should however be wary of using it in the latter sense as it will often lead to what is affectionately known as a Glasgow Kiss or if in certain parts of Govan, a Glessing. Every 5 seconds in England, one person of the sex " Male " under the human sanity age thats about 23 says "Your Mum". The girls had enough and decided to do the exact opposite, by saying "Your Father".